Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day.
No need to wish me a "Happy IVGLDSW Day" as I have already been congratulated by another Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman!
And, girls, remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
Labels: Outbursts :o)