Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day.
No need to wish me a "Happy IVGLDSW Day" as I have already been congratulated by another Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman!
And, girls, remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
Labels: Outbursts :o)
posted by Mart'a at 10:22 PM
9 Comments:
I wonder whether you see any limping old ladies on streets screaming "WOOHOO. What a ride!" ???? I have never seen any.
Actually I did, but those were drunk.
The ugly truth (for someone :) is that the only old women that are truly happy about their lives, that I know of, are those who had a good marriage, and who were proud of their offsprings. And if the rest of the life was a good ride, the better. Not the other way around.
Your sincerely,
Moralist :)
P.S. Kdy pujdeme zachlastat ?
Hahahahahaha, Mart'a :-D
Okay, let me wish you/us (LOL)a happy IVGLDSW Day!!!!
I guess, we all have our way of perceiving it... though I agree with your opinion, Ludku. :o)))
But the chocolate and wine could always do... if one likes chocolate and wine.
Carissa, happy IVGLDSW Day to you too! Must admit I was thinking about you too when posting this. I knew you will respond, hehe.
PS ja ted budu mesic pryc, a pak se muzem nekam vypravit :o))
hahahaha, we just think too alike, dear Mart'a ;-) We should meet in person soon, we'd have a blast, hehe ;-)
I believe we will meet once... on some weird occasion :o))), like judging men's beauty contest... hahahah
Hahahaha, exactly ;-) Or at an ice-skating rink, LOL (remember?)
Hehe, I think I cannot forget Plushenko... and the female union that was created there :o)))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D Sex bomb forever, LOL ;-)
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