Five annoying elements...

Guides ... if you dont rent my camel, you will not be able to see the Sphinx, ... it is too far - Is that the Sphinx I see 100m away from here?! What a loooong walk :P

Security ... show me the tickets ... darn, AGAIN?!!? ... I am the security, lady, you can go and see the museum with this ticket... the museum ... Thank you, but I will rather go and see the pyramids and avoid you.

Vendors ... for how much did you buy your scarf?! (this one is selling scarfs himself) ... I bought it in Azerbaijan ... oh, ok (dissapointed face) ... Hehe, any other question my dear?! :P

Tourist police ... you can take a picture... you can go and touch the pyramids ... you cannot climb there... stop, stop ... Wow, LOOK! Some other tourists, go and annoy them! :o)

Tourists ... can I take a photo with you? NO, hehe, for 10LE maybe ... ok, here you go... WTF?!?!